THE PERFECT SON---- SHORT JOKE
The Perfect Son A. . I HAVE THE PERFECT SON. B. DOES HE SMOKE. A. NO, HE DOESN'T. B DOES HE DRINK WHISKEY? A . NO. HE DOESN''T. B. DOES HE EVER COMES HOME LATE ? A. NO HE DOESN'T B. I GUESS YOU REALLY DO HAVE THE PERFECT SON. HOW OLD IS HE ? A. HE WILL BE SIX MONTHS OLD NEXT WEDNESDAY.