THE PERFECT SON---- SHORT JOKE

The Perfect Son

A. . I HAVE THE PERFECT SON.
B.   DOES HE SMOKE.
A.  NO, HE DOESN'T.
B    DOES HE DRINK WHISKEY?
A  . NO. HE DOESN''T.
B.  DOES HE EVER COMES HOME LATE ?
A.  NO HE DOESN'T
B.  I  GUESS YOU REALLY DO HAVE THE PERFECT SON. HOW OLD IS HE ?
A. HE WILL BE SIX MONTHS OLD NEXT WEDNESDAY.